J and Borat,a comparision.

I watched the "Borat " film the other night and while i found it a very funny experience i couldent help but wonder if Sasha Baron Cohen has met our hero.Its not Just Cohens gangling frame that invites comparision but Borats ill fitting suit reminds me of when J bought a very expensive armani suit ,just imagine Ryan Tubridy with a freakishly large head and youll get the picture.Of course Borat and Js seduction attempts could also be said to be very similar.But a couple of other elements of the film really brought me down memory lane.Borats obsession with Pamella Anderson for instance.J would develop similar obsessions with blond female media idols.Particulerly so with Britney Spears,and the girl from "Sabrina the teenage witch".He would hear no ill said against them,and would go into a sulk if you did.In fact he used to watch "Sabrina"in bed ,at about half 5 in the evening,and,at the time of our brief friendship i walked in to his bedsit to see his hand pumping away furiously under the sheets. J had,some years before i met him been to the States.He had,as was his usual method,a guy ,a married fellow in his 40s i think,and stayed in his house for free.This was in Santa Barbera,Californa and J talked about the place as though it was the promised land.He also went on at extreme lengh about California girls,insisting that there were "no ugly women in California".Well ,i,ve already told you about the lovely "M" in letter from America.Not long after this long distance love affair fizzled out J met another american girl over the internet.A black girl called Celeste,whos short ,chubby and looks not unlike Borats dinner party guest in the film .No sooner had the keyboard on his computer cooled but the bold J had Jetted off to New York,in Febuary last year and married her over there.I,ve heard nothing of him since ,but rest assured ,once he gets his US citizen ship Celeste will have served her purpose and he happily chase his fantasy,which i imagine will involve proposing marrige to "Sabrina" at an autograph signing and then trying to kidnap her,Borat style.