Big nose!

One of the funniest examples of Js attempts at the seduction game was told to me by a friend who was out with him in his favourite stomping ground.,,Streets,,late night bar,in the grand parade hotel.Corkonians will need no introduction to this now closed establishment but for those on further shores,its basicly a place where desperate ,ugly people go in the hope of some action.J spotted a woman standing by the bar,who in my friends words was at least 50 and had the biggest nose he,d ever seen.J smelt blood.,,See her there ?,,Ill bet shes really desperate ,im going to go over and ask her to dance!,,Over our hero goes supremley confident.My friend saw him speak to the woman with the prominent hooter.She said nothing but just shook her head.J came back furious.,,Who the fuck does she think she is?,, he fumed.,,Youd think shed be gratefull,its not like shes going to get a lot of offers looking like that!,,.As you might have figured J dosent take rejection well,which is strange seeing as hes had a lot of practise.

A rides a ride.

Much amusement was to be gained by Js atittudes and behavour around the female sex.His first fumblings were all women he met off the internet.I,ve already told you about Fat S,(see bottom entry)and she was pretty typical of the speciemens he met off the net.Insecure,not very bright and very ugly.Js philosophy was that he might as well settle for what he got as in his own words ,,A rides a ride!,,.In fact he informed me that the very first time he was with a woman he got so excited that he came in his pants before anything serious happened.The real fun was to observed when J went out on the prowl to bars and nightclubs in search of action .Ill tell you more about that in the next entry.