Wheelchair fun.

A friend relates a coversation he had with J,which started off with J asking him"can people in wheelchairs have sex?"There was a reason for his curiosity as it transpired he was corrosponding via the web with a girl in Newcastle,England who was wheelchair bound.J was in a quandry as how to get her upstairs so he could shag her.Not easy when he was living on the third floor of Ozlaid house.My friend in zest suggested hoisting her up to his window with a winch,at which Js mood darkened."You shouldent be making fun of people in wheelchairs" he chided. Irony ,as always was lost on him.

More wise sayings.

I had to explain the meaning of the phrase"middle of the road"once to J.When he told me he liked Gareth Brooks and i answered that he was too middle of the road for me he was mystified as to its meaning.